{"id":906,"date":"2013-05-30T17:21:08","date_gmt":"2013-05-30T21:21:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/?p=906"},"modified":"2013-06-09T16:31:42","modified_gmt":"2013-06-09T20:31:42","slug":"signs-of-a-newborn-mommy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/2013\/05\/30\/signs-of-a-newborn-mommy\/","title":{"rendered":"Signs of a Newborn Mommy"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p>You know you\u2019re a mom of a newborn when:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Your shirt is almost always wet from spit up, leaky boobs or explosive diapers (or a combination of the three)<\/li>\n<li>Three hours of uninterrupted sleep is considered a good rest<\/li>\n<li>Any meal where you don\u2019t have to breastfeed, hold baby or listen to baby cry is a good meal<\/li>\n<li>One bicep is bigger than the other from lugging baby around in the car seat<\/li>\n<li>You do laundry at least every other day<\/li>\n<li>Taking a long, interrupted shower is just a dream<\/li>\n<li>You frequently leave the house without even thinking about looking in the mirror<\/li>\n<li>Exposing yourself to breastfeed everywhere and anywhere is no big deal<\/li>\n<li>Every task you set out to complete gets interrupted at least once<\/li>\n<li>You become a pro at doing everything one handed while you hold baby in the other<\/li>\n<li>Running errands requires more preparation and luggage than a week long beach vacation used to<\/li>\n<li>Your bed is used more often for feeding and diaper changing than sleeping<\/li>\n<li>You don\u2019t even THINK about using your bed for anything other than sleeping, feeding and diaper changing<\/li>\n<li>Pee and poop become a part of normal dinner time conversation<\/li>\n<li>Despite being more tired than you\u2019ve ever been in your life, you stay awake staring in awe at baby while s\/he sleeps<\/li>\n<li>No matter how tired, sore, frustrated or overwhelmed you get, you still love that tiny little being more than you ever thought would be possible.<a href=\"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/DSC08256.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-909 aligncenter\" alt=\"SONY DSC\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/DSC08256-300x199.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/DSC08256-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/DSC08256-600x399.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/DSC08256-376x250.jpg 376w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/DSC08256-1024x680.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/DSC08256-390x259.jpg 390w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know you\u2019re a mom of a newborn when: Your shirt is almost always wet from spit up, leaky boobs or explosive diapers (or a combination of the three) Three hours of uninterrupted sleep is considered a good rest Any meal where you don\u2019t have to breastfeed, hold baby or listen to baby cry is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,8,16,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-906","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-mommys-life","category-baby-business","category-breastfeeding","category-family-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/906","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=906"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/906\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":954,"href":"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/906\/revisions\/954"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}