{"id":8681,"date":"2016-01-29T09:46:17","date_gmt":"2016-01-29T14:46:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/?p=8681"},"modified":"2016-01-29T09:50:14","modified_gmt":"2016-01-29T14:50:14","slug":"bedtime-is-the-worst","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/2016\/01\/29\/bedtime-is-the-worst\/","title":{"rendered":"Bedtime is the Worst"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Set up a solid bedtime routine,&#8221; everyone says. \u00a0&#8220;It will help the baby sleep,&#8221; they say. \u00a0&#8220;Routines help kids know what&#8217;s coming so bedtime will go smoother,&#8221; they say. And they&#8217;re right. \u00a0As usual, conventional wisdom wins.<\/p>\n<p>But what they don&#8217;t tell you is that the glorious bedtime routine that works, that gets your kid to sleep without fussing, whining, arguing, struggling, will eventually become your hell. \u00a0Like a prison. Or a boa constrictor on your neck, getting tighter and tighter each night. \u00a0And the more you try to get away from it, the tighter it holds on, the more controlling it becomes. \u00a0And eventually you realize there&#8217;s no getting out of it until your child grows up a little. \u00a0Or moves out.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10136\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/bedtime.png\" alt=\"bedtime\" width=\"1152\" height=\"602\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/bedtime.png 1152w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/bedtime-300x157.png 300w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/bedtime-600x314.png 600w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/bedtime-390x204.png 390w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/bedtime-768x401.png 768w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/bedtime-1024x535.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/bedtime-1000x523.png 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1152px) 100vw, 1152px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>What started as a &#8220;let&#8217;s put one animal here and another here to snuggle you&#8221; became an obsession and one only I knew. \u00a0One that couldn&#8217;t be communicated to other caregivers when I was away. \u00a0One that resulted in numerous failed nap times and too much frustration for both baby and daddy, grandma and grandpa.<\/p>\n<p>It eventually morphed into needing a burp rag laid just so across the left shoulder and covered up with two blankets. \u00a0Hands must be at the sides and feet completely covered. \u00a0It&#8217;s not just so? \u00a0Ensue mass hysteria.<\/p>\n<p>What started as a nice idea, read a book before bed, when we moved into our new house has become a life or death priority. \u00a0No matter how tired I am at the end of a long day or how loudly the baby screams, all hell with break loose if the toddler does not get to read a book before bed. \u00a0Despite the fact that he spends most of book time rolling around on the floor now.<\/p>\n<p>The lights and sounds machine that used to be required for sleep is now a no-go and will cause a fit. \u00a0And heaven forbid you leave the Spider-Man light plugged in at nap time, he (apparently) is only needed at bedtime.<\/p>\n<p>And the door must be open at night time. \u00a0A new demand that is repeated throughout the day anytime bedtime is brought up &#8220;door open mama?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve said it, too, to unsuspecting new mommies looking for advice: &#8220;get a good bedtime routine going and you&#8217;ll be golden!&#8221; \u00a0But this now weary mommy of a mildly OCD toddler won&#8217;t be making that mistake again!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Set up a solid bedtime routine,&#8221; everyone says. \u00a0&#8220;It will help the baby sleep,&#8221; they say. \u00a0&#8220;Routines help kids know what&#8217;s coming so bedtime will go smoother,&#8221; they say. 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