{"id":3171,"date":"2014-02-14T09:17:29","date_gmt":"2014-02-14T14:17:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/?p=3171"},"modified":"2014-02-26T16:08:55","modified_gmt":"2014-02-26T21:08:55","slug":"looking-for-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/2014\/02\/14\/looking-for-love\/","title":{"rendered":"Looking For Love"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\"SONY<\/a><\/b>Name<\/strong>: Doodle Doo<\/p>\n

Age<\/strong>: In my prime<\/p>\n

Stature<\/strong>: 2 \u00bd feet (when I stretch real big!) and about 17 \u00bc lbs (I’ve been lifting sippy cups)<\/p>\n

Physical Appearance<\/strong>: Blonde hair, Blue Eyes, a smile that will melt your heart and just about the handsomest guy you\u2019ll ever meet!<\/p>\n

Status<\/strong>: Single and Ready to Mingle<\/p>\n

Education<\/strong>: The world is my classroom<\/p>\n

Languages<\/strong>: None yet, but mommy is working real hard on baby sign language (and I\u2019ve started screaming \u201cmum-mum-mum-mum\u201d when I\u2019m hungry)<\/p>\n

Favorite foods<\/strong>: Everything I\u2019ve tried I\u2019ve liked though paper is my preference.<\/p>\n

Favorite Movie<\/strong>: Frozen<\/em> (it’s the only one I’ve seen)<\/p>\n

Favorite Books<\/strong>: The plasticy ones I can eat<\/p>\n

Favorite Music<\/strong>: Anything loud will make me happy and when it isn’t loud enough, I like to sing my own song.<\/p>\n

Favorite Things and Pastimes<\/strong>: Long walks in the buggy; swinging at the park (but I’m a little terrified of the slide); splashing in the cat bowl and turning on the bathtub; sampling fine fuzz off the floor; trying to wave bye-bye as I crawl off to do something naughty; using beer bottles as dominoes; banging around on pots and pans; the feeling of my head getting squeezed when my shirt is a little too small; making out with my own reflection in the mirror.<\/p>\n

Dislikes<\/strong>: Getting attacked by other babies; being moved away from the cat food; getting in my car seat; having to sit down in the bathtub; when my food is all gone; when my sisters take my toys; when I pinch Mommy and she yells “no!” at me.<\/p>\n

What I\u2019m looking for<\/strong>: Someone who will tell me how cute I am and constantly kiss all over me; someone to cook for me and do my laundry; someone who loves playing peek-a-boo as much as I do; someone who wants to spend every waking moment with me. \u00a0Bonus if you\u2019ll give me a little boob whenever I want!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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