{"id":2224,"date":"2013-12-13T09:05:07","date_gmt":"2013-12-13T14:05:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/?p=2224"},"modified":"2013-12-13T09:05:07","modified_gmt":"2013-12-13T14:05:07","slug":"my-no-thank-you-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/2013\/12\/13\/my-no-thank-you-list\/","title":{"rendered":"My No-Thank-You List"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are some really wacky toys and baby items available right now.\u00a0 Here are a few my children will NOT be getting for Christmas this year:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/image2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-2225 alignright\" alt=\"image2\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/image2-300x300.jpg\" width=\"180\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/image2-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/image2-100x100.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/image2-250x250.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/image2.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 180px) 100vw, 180px\" \/><\/a>\u00a0The iPotty: I\u2019m a mean mommy that doesn\u2019t reward doing the right thing, that includes when potty training (not even a single M&amp;M!) nor do I allow my children to play with my iPad (they have their own LeapPad which they use sparingly) nor have I ever owned a \u201cpotty chair\u201d (I have much more important things to do than dump and sanitize, I\u2019d rather flush it away!)\u00a0 Just give the kid a book if you want them to stay put on the potty!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/X7045-newborn-to-toddler-apptivity-seat-d-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-2226 alignright\" alt=\"X7045-newborn-to-toddler-apptivity-seat-d-2\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/X7045-newborn-to-toddler-apptivity-seat-d-2-300x300.jpg\" width=\"144\" height=\"144\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/X7045-newborn-to-toddler-apptivity-seat-d-2-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/X7045-newborn-to-toddler-apptivity-seat-d-2-100x100.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/X7045-newborn-to-toddler-apptivity-seat-d-2-250x250.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/X7045-newborn-to-toddler-apptivity-seat-d-2-60x60.jpg 60w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/X7045-newborn-to-toddler-apptivity-seat-d-2.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 144px) 100vw, 144px\" \/><\/a>\u00a0The Aptivity Seat:\u00a0 Ok, I\u2019ll admit to giving Doodle my iPad and letting him poke around at certain apps when I need a minute.\u00a0 And I\u2019ve visitied Fisher Price\u2019s website and let the girls do the games on occasion but this is just too much!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2227 alignright\" alt=\"image2 (2)\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/image2-2.jpg\" width=\"95\" height=\"95\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Any type of car: I hate the motorized toddler cars (maybe it\u2019s because they don\u2019t have the option of properly installing a car seat?) and now there is an inflatable sports car\/iPad holder.<\/p>\n<p>Goldieblox:\u00a0 Ah, where to start on this one, perhaps it\u2019s better left for a post of it\u2019s own and just say we have plenty of Legos.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/BT002.2_large.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-2228 aligncenter\" alt=\"BT002.2_large\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/BT002.2_large-300x300.jpg\" width=\"180\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/BT002.2_large-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/BT002.2_large-100x100.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/BT002.2_large-250x250.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/BT002.2_large.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 180px) 100vw, 180px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/11262268.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-2229 alignright\" alt=\"11262268\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/11262268-300x300.jpg\" width=\"180\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/11262268-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/11262268-100x100.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/11262268-250x250.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/11262268.jpg 410w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 180px) 100vw, 180px\" \/><\/a>\u00a0Blaze the Interactive Riding Horse:\u00a0 Ok, so this WAS a cool toy.\u00a0 I totally had one of these spring, bouncing horses when I was little and I LOVED it!\u00a0 So why screw with it?\u00a0 Why does it need to \u201crespond to your child&#8217;s motion with lifelike sounds\u201d?\u00a0 What happened to making your own galloping noises?\u00a0 This all leaves me to wonder how it \u201calso encourages imaginative play.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/14062713_201311201526.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-2230 alignright\" alt=\"14062713_201311201526\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/14062713_201311201526-300x300.jpg\" width=\"180\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/14062713_201311201526-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/14062713_201311201526-100x100.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/14062713_201311201526-250x250.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/14062713_201311201526-60x60.jpg 60w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/14062713_201311201526.jpg 410w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 180px) 100vw, 180px\" \/><\/a>Modern Fashion Dolls:\u00a0 I\u2019m talking Monster High, Bratz, La Dee Da and the like. I never thought Barbie would seem appropriate, but I think we\u2019ll stick with her!<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLearning\u201d toys:\u00a0 You know, the ones that talk and sing and light up and make tons of noise\u2026yeah.\u00a0 They\u2019re not all bad but we got our share 2 years ago and I don\u2019t need anything else in my house making noise and driving me crazy (3 kids do that well enough without noisy toys!)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/DSC00557.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-2234 aligncenter\" alt=\"SONY DSC\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/DSC00557-300x199.jpg\" width=\"240\" height=\"159\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/DSC00557-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/DSC00557-600x399.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/DSC00557-376x250.jpg 376w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/DSC00557-1024x680.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/DSC00557-390x259.jpg 390w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/41lt3Dk7xsL._AA160_.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-2231 alignright\" alt=\"41lt3Dk7xsL._AA160_\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/41lt3Dk7xsL._AA160_.jpg\" width=\"125\" height=\"125\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/41lt3Dk7xsL._AA160_.jpg 160w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/41lt3Dk7xsL._AA160_-100x100.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/41lt3Dk7xsL._AA160_-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/41lt3Dk7xsL._AA160_-60x60.jpg 60w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 125px) 100vw, 125px\" \/><\/a>Baby Walker:\u00a0 While Doodle is a prime candidate for LOVING a baby walker since all he wants to do is stand up and walk around but isn\u2019t loving the stiaonary Exersaucer, he will not be getting a walker.\u00a0 Despite popular believe, they are not only dangerous due to the risk of falls and the ability to get near unsafe things, they also don\u2019t actually help a baby learn to walk.\u00a0 Walkers put baby\u2019s hips in an unnatural position and develop the muscles wrong for independent walking.\u00a0 I\u2019ll stick to breaking my back walking around holding his hands. (We do have a ride-on\/push toy that I&#8217;m trying to get him to use but he&#8217;s just too wobbly in the hips!)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/mainpage1_s.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-2232 alignright\" alt=\"mainpage1_s\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/mainpage1_s.jpg\" width=\"140\" height=\"105\" \/><\/a>\u00a0Rainbow Loom:\u00a0 The rubber, make yourself bracelets are oh so popular right now as I\u2019ve become aware of by the older girls next door and now I have little rubber bands all over my house from the bracelets that fell apart.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/pTRU1-16655275_alternate1_dt.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-2233 alignright\" alt=\"pTRU1-16655275_alternate1_dt\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/pTRU1-16655275_alternate1_dt-300x300.jpg\" width=\"180\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/pTRU1-16655275_alternate1_dt-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/pTRU1-16655275_alternate1_dt-100x100.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/pTRU1-16655275_alternate1_dt-250x250.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/pTRU1-16655275_alternate1_dt-60x60.jpg 60w, https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/pTRU1-16655275_alternate1_dt.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 180px) 100vw, 180px\" \/><\/a>\u00a0Marker Maker:\u00a0 Sounds like a good idea and maybe it is for older kids but all I see is a really expensive mess maker and, again, my 3 kids do that well enough on their own.<\/p>\n<p>So what WILL my children be getting?\u00a0 I\u2019ve asked for things that fit one of two categories:\u00a0 Add-ons to things we already have and anything that requires creativity and\/or problem solving and NOTHING that makes noise!<\/p>\n<p>My two toy complaints right now are the overflowing toy room (hence add-ins that can fit neatly in the bins we already have) and Honeybun\u2019s inability to problem solve and trouble shoot.\u00a0 She does well at arts and crafts but just yesterday she told me she cried in Media Class because she didn\u2019t know the answer to the question on the iPad game she was playing.\u00a0 She gives up much too easy and I want to help her develop a stronger problem solving skills as this is obviously not natural for her.<\/p>\n<p>And poor little Doodle is getting hand-me down toys wrapped up \u201clike new\u201d.\u00a0 We have a bin of baby\/toddler toys that have been in the girls\u2019 closet since we returned from Dublin which he will put to good use and I can\u2019t see spending money on more stuff we don\u2019t have room for when we have perfectly functional stuff stashed away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are some really wacky toys and baby items available right now.\u00a0 Here are a few my children will NOT be getting for Christmas this year: \u00a0The iPotty: I\u2019m a mean mommy that doesn\u2019t reward doing the right thing, that includes when potty training (not even a single M&amp;M!) nor do I allow my children 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