{"id":2144,"date":"2013-12-04T07:00:40","date_gmt":"2013-12-04T12:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/?p=2144"},"modified":"2013-12-04T07:02:29","modified_gmt":"2013-12-04T12:02:29","slug":"how-to-ruin-a-good-sleeper-in-3-easy-steps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/2013\/12\/04\/how-to-ruin-a-good-sleeper-in-3-easy-steps\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Ruin a Good Sleeper in 3 Easy Steps"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you ever get bored with your infant sleeping through the night or putting himself to sleep for two 2+ hour haps a day, here&#8217;s how you can fix it in 3 easy steps:<\/p>\n<p>Step 1: Get the whole family sick, including the mommy, to the point where everyone is miserable and mommy&#8217;s milk supply becomes nearly non-existant.<\/p>\n<p>Step 2: Take the baby who has never seen temperatures below sixTY degress to a place with day time temperatures of sixTEEN and be sure to nap him in at least 3 different places, each with its own new smell, noises and novel things to look at (and be sure to leave items used in baby&#8217;s normal sleeping routine at home).<\/p>\n<p>Step 3: Reintroduce every bad sleep habit you&#8217;ve worked the past 7 months to eradicate including rocking baby to sleep for naps, feeding baby everytime he wakes at night and bringing baby into bed with you to &#8220;dream feed&#8221; (ie: use your boob as a pacifier) early in the morning in order to get a few more minutes of rest.<\/p>\n<p>This method has beed tested and proven effective in creating a baby who wakes every 2-3 hours through the night, naps no longer than 1 hour at a time and is a raging lunatic 75% of their waking hours.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131203-152414.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131203-152414.jpg\" alt=\"20131203-152414.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you ever get bored with your infant sleeping through the night or putting himself to sleep for two 2+ hour haps a day, here&#8217;s how you can fix it in 3 easy steps: Step 1: Get the whole family sick, including the mommy, to the point where everyone is miserable and mommy&#8217;s milk supply [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,8,16,9,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-mommys-life","category-baby-business","category-breastfeeding","category-family-life","category-tiny-travellers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2144"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2144\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3906,"href":"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2144\/revisions\/3906"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beyondmommying.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}